Momentous Malice Writing & Stories

We’re sorry to hear about the loss of your best friend.

We’ve known since the days of the Pharaohs that our feline companions aren’t “just” pets. Prismagonic’s FurEverKitty Feline Simulant is your cat’s chance at immortality.

1. What is FurEverKitty?

FurEverKitty is a robotic replica of your dearly departed cat, animated by an uploaded copy of her unique personality.

2. What are FurEverKitty’s features?

FurEverKitty’s subsonic mood amplifiers will help you feel love and peace, while her optional lethal or nonlethal home defense systems help you feel secure and safe. Remember to wear your included IFF tags at all times.

3. Does FurEverKitty need to eat?

While FurEverKitty may remember the taste of food and the pangs of hunger, she can neither feel nor satisfy them, and may display psychological and physical defects if confronted with cat food.

4. My cat used to yowl and zoom through the house at 3:00 AM. Will FurEverKitty do this?

Midnight restlessness is normal cat behavior. We have included a “snooze function” which can temporarily disable FurEverKitty’s vocal abilities. We are also considering this feature for our upcoming EternaChild models.

5. What do I do if FurEverKitty breaks?

FurEverKitty’s titanium-carbon chassis is adapted from our UCV military robot models. FurEverKitty can survive gunshots and temperatures up to 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. She will likely outlast you.

We’re excited to welcome you to the FurEverKitty family.

Remember: your cat thinks of you as a fellow cat.

What will FurEverKitty think of you?